collegehumor:

Tortoise on Spinning Record

He’ll never beat the hare at this rate.

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@CreoleEagle make your turtles do this! 

thedailymeme:

Sudden Clarity Clarence

wouldn’t be so bad if it did come in a pretty box with bow tie! 

thedailymeme:

Captain Hindsight

epic4chan:

Golden Girls on lesbians…  画

No one likes a shedding lesbian. 

laughingsquid:

How Do You Get Pink Eye?

sportspage:

shecagosports:

Tim Tebow Tattoos (Try saying that three time fast!) 

It’s time for Chicagoans to immerse themselves in all the Tebow-mania that is swirling around the Rocky Mountains as our Bears travel to Denver to take on the Broncos this Sunday. 

So let’s start with Tebow tattoos. The guy with Tebow’s name tattooed on his back has been getting a lot of press, but he’s not the only fan with a permanent Tebow tag. 

Check out this quick video of a TTF (total Tebow fan) whose got Tim’s signature emblazoned on his arm. 

Lord, beer me strength.

@myfakeironlung I think you need one for winning your fantasy game.

This is Awesome. 

#FRIEND?? 

meme-meme:

Mustache of the month.

@GDS1981 and you don’t have a stache like this because…?

meme-meme:

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